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The Daily Times, New Philadelphia, Ohio, July 9, 1924

whoever wrote this paper has the funniest phrasing possible

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These cannot be real. Omg!

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“How did you get so good at art?”

“I picked up a pencil/tablet/brush”

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The damning mew of utter betrayal.

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Those appear to be bird tracks rather than bunny tracks! Ergo, it was a...

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Originally posted by kixianth-blog

Those appear to be bird tracks rather than bunny tracks! Ergo, it was a bird hopping and then taking off, not a bunny getting taken away!

oh my god thank you phoenix wright

yeah those aren’t bunny tracks.

Forgive my sceptism, but why would a bird with a supposedly wide wingspan hop around in the snow in the first place when tree branches would suffice in the beginning?

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Originally posted by oddgert

Feel free to explain that.

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Originally posted by mitsuruges

I’ll be real I don’t know much about Phoenix Wright. But! I do know a lot about birds.

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The mighty ptarmagin! Practically a feathered rabbit, these magnificent creatures are built for the snow.

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Look at those boots! Wonderfully feathered. They spend most of their time as little snow lumps.

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In fact, they’re very well known for the above phenomenon.

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These ptarmagin trails are a pretty common sight!

Reblog for the little snow lumps ✨

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I mean the whole damn point of the Nativity story is that the supposed son of God (interpret Jesus how you fucking want, of course) was born to a couple of poor, exhausted peasants in the stable for the inn, and his first bed was a feeding trough for animals. That would nowadays be like a poor couple where the mother gives birth in a parking garage behind the motel because they couldn’t find a better place and nobody else would take them in. It’s a pretty gritty setting, and the idea is that God was reborn in some of the rock-bottom lowest circumstances. The only thing majestic was all the angels and shit, and of course motherly love

I get that a lot of the art portraying Madonna and Child as fabulously wealthy europeans in splendid robes and golden light was meant to glorify God + whichever nobility was sponsoring the artist, and while of course it’s genuinely beautiful art, it just always struck me as horribly missing the point, which is that the supposed son of God started in incredibly humble circumstances, among the kind of people that everyone else looks down on

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‘Massacre des Innocents’ by Leon Cogniét, 1824. Although the Feast of the Holy Innocents is in a couple of days time, this painting is still really relevant in that it portrays Mary as how She really was: a scared refugee mum, so fearful that Her son was going to be one of the Innocents killed by King Herod.

My new favorite mordern interpretation is this work, José y Maria by Everett Patterson (http://www.everettpatterson.com)

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I had to look at this like FIVE TIMES to register all the layers of symbolism going into the piece by Patterson. 

The hoodie as a veil. 

Weisman cigarettes

Each of them is haloed by an advertisement sticker. 

No Vacancy sign on the motel. 

Dove sticker over Maria’s head. 

Neon sign with a star symbol also over Maria’s head. 

The crown over the ‘Dave’s City Motel’ sign. “New Manger.”

The sign behind Jose’s elbow likely says ‘Herod.’

The wee little plant growing through the cracks at their feet. 

It’s like a New Testament ‘I Spy.’ I love it!


Ugh.

New favorite interpretation of the nativity. 

The paper at José’s feet has an advert for Shepard Watches Maria’s hoodie says Nazareth High School The sign above José’s head proclaims ‘Good News!’

Below the watch advertisement are two more ads for the brands Glad and Tide (glad tidings). The graffiti at the base of Mary’s mount reads “GoDd” and “Flesh”. On the payphone, there’s a sticker reading “Gloria”, and what’s presented as Zeke’s phone number is actually a reference to the book of Ezekiel, chapter 34, verses 15-16: “I myself will tend my sheep and have them lie down, declares the Sovereign LORD. I will search for the lost and bring back the strays. I will bind up the injured and strengthen the weak, but the sleek and the strong I will destroy. I will shepherd the flock with justice.”

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